COFFEESHOP SEAT SWEATS
You’ve finally locked down that KOM you’ve had your eye on and now you’re finishing that post-ride espresso. You get up to head back to your bike only to realize— the horror!!! You’ve left your mark behind! Don’t sweat it, everyone will be too busy staring at these white and green Super Fly sunnies on your face to notice the seat sweats you’ve left behind. Oh. Sorry — you thought the espresso caused a different kind of mark. Sweat. Just sweat. Don’t be gross. Now get back on your trusty steed and confidently ride into the future.
LOOK GOOD, BIKE GOODR.
1 NO SLIP
We use special grip coating and silicone nose inserts to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.
2 NO DRAG
Our frame is aerodynamic and light-weight, with a fit designed to comfortably rest beneath your helmet.
3 ALL SNUG
With flexible ear pieces, our frames adjust to fit your noggin so when you encounter bumps, they’ll stay put.
4 ALL POLARIZED
Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.
5 NO TOAD RASH
Not a typo. These do not protect against road rash….BUT, no one has ever contracted a rash from a toad while wearing Super Fly goodrs.