IS YOUR SPIDER-SENSE TINGLING?!?!
We know you were looking forward to injecting cartridges of fluid into your web-shooters
Firing a sticky compound at buildings
And swinging down the streets like a heroic red-and-blue pendulum while spectators gawk at you, villains cower in fear and a grumpy mustachioed newspaper editor yells that you are a "MENACE!!!",
But we've got some unfortunate news: Spidey Suit Sold Separately.
ARE YOUR SPIDEY-SENSE TNGLING? It's the 60th anniversary of our favorite webcrawler, so we teamed up with Marvel to create heroic Spider-Man sunnies. They won't slip or bounce while web slinging. THWIP!