OTHER THAN SERIOUS DEATH STAR ARCHITECTURAL FLAWS
These black and silvery white shades are adequate for your early morning miles. They are good for avoiding direct eye contact with your problematic boss. And they are GREAT for protecting your eyes from the hellscape of radiation that follows the swift demolition of a neighboring planet. Whatever. The Empire Did Nothing Wrong.
NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN.
1 NO SLIP
We use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.
2 NO BOUNCE
Our frame is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running.
3 ALL POLARIZED
Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.
4 NO LEOPARDS
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