PENNIES. WHAT ARE THEY GOOD FOR? ABSOLUTELY NOTHING... EXCEPT PENNY SLOTS.
Vegas tip: you get FREE drinks for gambling!!! And, the cheapest way to gamble is at the penny slots!!! So! Save some cheddar on $20 cocktails and maybe even win a jackpot while you wait!!! Oh...you already knew that? Hmph. Welp, guess our newest Penny Slots for Free Drinks shades, cheddary orange frames with orange non-reflective lenses, aren’t as much of an exciting insider travel tip as we thought. Just remember to tip your cocktailer. (We’re gonna go for a very long run now and rethink our entire campaign for this colorway).
NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN.
1 NO SLIP
We use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.
2 NO BOUNCE
Our frame is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running.
3 ALL POLARIZED
Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.
4 NO LEOPARDS
Plus, no one wearing goodr running sunglasses has ever been attacked by a leopard (as far as we know).