THE BEST PUNS ARE THE ONES YOU HAVE TO EXPLAIN
Don’t Frondle the Palms are stylish blue palm print sunnies with mirrored blue lenses. You may also have noticed, it’s a pretty genius pun. You see, a frond is the leaflike part of a palm, and you know what the word fondle means. So...we made a funny! Hahahahah! Get it? What? It’s a dad joke? Pshhhh. It’s not a dad joke. Ok fine. So maybe it IS a dad joke. But dad’s are punny! Whoops. Funny. Whatever. Just enjoy the pretty sunglasses if you don’t like the joke, okay?
NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN.
1 NO SLIP
We use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.
2 NO BOUNCE
Our frame is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running.
3 ALL POLARIZED
Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.
4 NO LEOPARDS
Plus, no one wearing goodr running sunglasses has ever been attacked by a leopard (as far as we know).