I DON'T THINK IT'S GONNA BE A LONG, LONG TIME
These red arm, red lensed space shades will be the envy of every martian on Mars, and they will definitely have you missing your bottle of Two Buck Chuck. Luckily, you’re still on earth and Trader Joe’s is probably around the corner. So, rover on over to your local wine shop, pick up a bottle (or two) and count your lucky stars you don’t wake up with a hangover tomorrow (spoiler: you will).
NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN.
1 NO SLIP
We use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.
2 NO BOUNCE
Our frame is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running.
3 ALL POLARIZED
Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.
4 NO LEOPARDS
Plus, no one wearing goodr running sunglasses has ever been attacked by a leopard (as far as we know).