LIMITED EDITION: PABST BLUE RIBBON
Classic shape with new levels of style and performance. We designed these shades to look good and fit comfortably on your face whether you're running laps on a track or setting a Beer Mile PR.
IT'S NATIONAL BEER DAY!
So hop in the time machine. Our destination? The 1893 Chicago World's Fair. Many inventions debuted, each one more boring than the next. Ferris wheel? Yawn. It just goes in circles! Dishwasher? Pointless. We have hands! The zipper? HA. It has no practical use! But there is one jewel here: Pabst brew, which just won the blue ribbon. Huzzah! A true innovator! Their win brings tears to our eyes, reminding us that Anything Is Pabstible. Now let's fly back to the present to check our phones b/c the reception here sucks.