INTRODUCING BAD AND BAMBOOZY.
Bamboozy is totally a word. It means "aspiring to be drunker than you currently are, using bamboo, a symbol of strength and flexibility, as inspiration." These sunnies capture that feeling of bambooziness, when you tell the barkeep, "I need a drink that tastes like vacay, STAT." See, these aren't just sunglasses. They're an experience.* *These are just sunglasses, experience not included.
TROPICAL OPTICALS: STEP INTO SUMMERTIME
Welcome ashore! Meet TROPICAL OPTICALS, our all-new line of sunnies. These island-themed goodrs will have you knee-deep in rum and beach vibes before you can say, "Carl caught curled krill by the colorful coral."