INTRODUCING MO-JITO, MO-PROBLEMS.
This vacation's unbelievable. Mint, rum, soda water, and lime make you forget the everyday struggle. AND how many cocktails you ordered. Sky's the limit! Yesterday was payday, so you said gimme the loot. These juicy drinks are going down fast. Wait, free shots? Who shot ya?! The bartender. Nice. Put on these notorious mojito green sunnies with amber lenses and you have one more chance to hypnotize them. (If you can spot all 10 Biggie song titles in this post, congrats.)
TROPICAL OPTICALS: STEP INTO SUMMERTIME
Welcome ashore! Meet TROPICAL OPTICALS, our all-new line of sunnies. These island-themed goodrs will have you knee-deep in rum and beach vibes before you can say, "Carl caught curled krill by the colorful coral."