COSMIC CRYSTALS: OUR NEWEST CELESTIAL OFFERING
Have you manifested your Cosmic Crystal yet? Chiseled directly from the mines of your newly opened heart space, these Crystals are The Answer from The Universe you have been seeking.
INTRODUCING MOONSTONE MOONSHINE CLEANSE.
Moonstones (noun): the rocks thrown at you after you've consumed too much moonshine, moon the cops, and get kicked out of the coffee shop for standing on top of the counter declaring the moon landing was fake. (tbh, an event like that would be pretty cleansing in it's own effed up way.)