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EMOM: Envy My Octopus Muscles (BFG's)

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Regular price $ 35.00

DON'T BE A HERO

What’s an octopus muscle? It’s muscle that’s so strong it doesn’t need a skeleton (true story, wiki muscular hydrostat). So the next time an octopus asks, "Do you even lift, bro?", you should back off while using these red and blue shades to avoid eye contact. Just take out that aggression on some clown fish.

BIGGER FRAMES, BETTER COVERAGE. 

1 NO SLIP

A larger frame size with more lens coverage for all you beasts with gargantuan craniums the size of sputnik.

2 NO BOUNCE

Lighter and more durable frame material that eliminates bouncing even with a bigger frame.

3 ALL POLARIZED

Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.

4 REFLECTIVE LENSES

Mirrored lenses to obscure the sinister look in your eyes without losing the ability to clearly see obstacles in bright light.

5 NO DEMOGORGANS

100% Guarantee against Demogorgon attacks. *Guarantee not applicable for any gainz taking place in the Upside Down.

TWO HOUR DELIVERY

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We are now offering 2 hour porch-side deliveries

CHECK OUR ONLINE STORE FOR LIVE INVENTORY

Local Delivery Qualifications


  • 20 Mile Radius of our Mid City store 
  • Deliveries between 10 AM - 5:30 PM
  • Minimum $50 Cart Total



Proper Shoe Fit

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Get The Right Size!

Improper shoe sizing and shape are the primary cause of ingrown toenails, bunions, corns and hammer toes. Sounds fun, doesn't it? It's not. Shoes that don’t fit your feet correctly can also lead to muscular imbalances in the body, opening the door to foot, knee and hip injuries.

 

The More You Know..

    Most runners get shoes too small for them because they don't take into account these factors:

    • When a load is applied to your foot by running, your foot will spread up to half an inch in length. One shoe size is only 1/3 inch.
    • If allowed, your foot will splay 15 percent in width under load.
    • Your foot is widest at the toes (but most shoes are not).

     

    Tips on sizing

    • Do not assume you are the same size as a previous shoe.
       
    • If your feet are slightly different sizes, get your shoes to fit the larger foot.
    • Use this shoe sizing chart:
      Foot in Inches Foot in Centimeters U.S. Women's Size U.S. Men's Size
      8 11/16 22.07 5 -
      8 13/16 22.38 5.5 -
      9 22.86 6 -
      9 3/16 23.34 6.5 -
      9 5/16 23.65 7 6
      9 1/2 24.13 7.5 6.5
      9 11/16 24.61 8

      7

      9 13/16 24.92 8.5 7.5
      10 25.4 9 8
      10 3/16 25.88 9.5 8.5
      10 5/16 26.19 10 9
      10 1/2 26.67 10.5 9.5
      10 11/16 27.15 11 10
      10 13/16 27.46 11.5 10.5
      11 27.94 12 11
      11 3/16 28.42 - 11.5
      11 5/16 28.73 13 12
      11 1/2 29.21 - 12.5
      11 11/16 29.69

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      13
      12 30.48 - 14
      12 5/16 31.27 - 15

      12 13/16

      32.23 - 16
      13 33.02 - 17

      Returns & Exchanges

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      Return / Exchange Policy 

      Shoes:

      Within 30 days of the purchase date, you can return your shoes, new or used, for a refund or exchange for the full value of your purchase. Refunds are given in the same payment method you made the purchase. Sale items are final and not eligible for a refund.  After 3 returns, all future returns are subject to final sale at manager's discretion.

      Apparel & Accessories:

      Within 30 days of the purchase date, you can return unworn and unused apparel or accessories items (tags still attached) for a refund or exchange for the full value of your purchase. Worn or used items cannot be returned. Refunds are given in the same payment method you made the purchase.

      Return / Exchange Shipping Instructions for Online Orders

      It's easy to make a return or exchange. Just follow these steps:

      1 Place the items you would like to return / exchange and a copy of the receipt back into the original shipping box and securely tape your shipment closed.
       
      2 Take the package to one of the shipping carrier’s drop-off locations or schedule a pick-up.
       
      Please allow 7-10 working days for your return / exchange to be processed.

      All returns should be sent to:


      Louisiana Running + Walking Co.
      4153 Canal St. New Orleans, LA 70119

       

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      DUE TO NOLA COV-19 MANDATES OUR PHYSICAL LOCATIONS WILL REMAIN CLOSED UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE: HOWEVER WE WILL STILL BE DELIVERING!

      Free porch side delivery* within 2 hrs of ordering from our online store between the hours of 10 AM - 5:30 PM.  Just select local delivery on checkout.

      *Local Deliveries only applicable to adresses within 20 miles of our Mid City store.

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