HIDE YOUR TEARS
Fun Fact: Silverback Gorillas can squat up to 1,000 pounds. Don’t believe us? Go ask Harambe...oh, uh, nevermind. Don’t worry, squatting in these grey with purple/teal lenses will help hide your tears from the heartache that still haunts you. RIP HARAMBE, RIP.
NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN.
1 NO SLIP
We use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.
2 NO BOUNCE
Our frame is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while.
3 ALL POLARIZED
Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.
4 NO LEOPARDS
Plus, no one wearing goodr sunglasses has ever been attacked by a leopard (as far as we know).