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TWO HOUR LOCAL DELIVERY! CHECK OUT OUR LIVE INVENTORY

Pineapple Painkillers (OG'S)

GOODR

Regular price $ 25.00

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only 5 left in stock

THE ULTIMATE PARTY DRINK

These tropical blue and yellow shades are named for the best solution for getting a charlie horse in your calf at mile 17: Pineapple painkillers. That's right, this delightful cocktail, 2 parts rum, 4 parts pineapple juice (with anti-inflammatory bromelain!), 1 part orange juice and coconut cream is what Carl reaches for when he's run out of piña colada mix (he obviously doesn't realize that he could make a piña with these ingredients...oh Carl). It doesn't actually help the cramp, but you'll get such a bad side cramp after you slam the drink, you won't remember the charlie horse!

NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL FUN.

1 NO SLIP

We use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.

2 NO BOUNCE

Our frame is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running.

3 NO LEOPARDS

Plus, no one wearing goodr running sunglasses has ever been attacked by a leopard (as far as we know).

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DUE TO NOLA COV-19 MANDATES OUR PHYSICAL LOCATIONS WILL REMAIN CLOSED UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE: HOWEVER WE WILL STILL BE DELIVERING!

Free porch side delivery* within 2 hrs of ordering from our online store between the hours of 10 AM - 5:30 PM.  Just select local delivery on checkout.

*Local Deliveries only applicable to adresses within 20 miles of our Mid City store.



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